Greetings to all of you nerds.
Last October marks the 11th year since this conception of this glorious Cube institution, and although our powers have waned and risen like the tides in these many years passed it is of the utmost importance that I inform you - whether you like it or not - we. just. don't. die!
Keeping to the spirit of the team let us reminisce briefly on just some of our achievements in both AC & Cube2 over the years... TaS League - 1 place; oNe CTF League - 1st place; KoF League - 1st place; TaS League - 2nd place; oNe CTF League - 2nd place; AC Christmas Cup - 2nd place; SWL iCTF Cup - 1st place; SWL eCTF Cup - 2nd place... and the list goes on!
There are more accolades that have been accrued but to be blunt we stopped keeping count after a while - that's what happens when you reach the colossal status this great team holds.
Shout outs to
Sveark - an ever diligent and faithful leader within the organisation,
Fearles -
Gurung -
LuCk -
Sepehr -
quico -
sayk_ -
YourSister et al! Now the world's ending and everyone's been told to stay inside you'll see me around a bit more now too.
Applications always open.
And remember - we're still better than you - even when we aren't.
=MyS=
Last October marks the 11th year since this conception of this glorious Cube institution, and although our powers have waned and risen like the tides in these many years passed it is of the utmost importance that I inform you - whether you like it or not - we. just. don't. die!
Keeping to the spirit of the team let us reminisce briefly on just some of our achievements in both AC & Cube2 over the years... TaS League - 1 place; oNe CTF League - 1st place; KoF League - 1st place; TaS League - 2nd place; oNe CTF League - 2nd place; AC Christmas Cup - 2nd place; SWL iCTF Cup - 1st place; SWL eCTF Cup - 2nd place... and the list goes on!
There are more accolades that have been accrued but to be blunt we stopped keeping count after a while - that's what happens when you reach the colossal status this great team holds.
Shout outs to








Applications always open.
And remember - we're still better than you - even when we aren't.
=MyS=
This post is somewhat overdue but as of late we have two new additions to the AssaultCube squad!
They come in the form of the idyllic Spaniard
quico and the hardy Brit
Gurung - both of whom after fairly lengthy applications have proved their skill and long term commitment to the team.
They have shown it by beating every team they are yet to face so far in the Makes you Sick name and we look forward to their continued relationship with the team, may it be the last one you play for.
So one last time, congratulations
quico &
Gurung - the Cube is yours.
Jason
They come in the form of the idyllic Spaniard


They have shown it by beating every team they are yet to face so far in the Makes you Sick name and we look forward to their continued relationship with the team, may it be the last one you play for.
So one last time, congratulations


Jason
Happy 9th Birthday to this glorious gaming institution.
What a ride it's been.
Big love to everyone who has given their time and energy to this team over the last nearly a decade or so now. You guys are the real MVP's.
On a sidenote, I would like to wish our current applicants
quico &
Gurung good luck. Keep grinding!
Peace, Jason.
What a ride it's been.
Big love to everyone who has given their time and energy to this team over the last nearly a decade or so now. You guys are the real MVP's.
On a sidenote, I would like to wish our current applicants


Peace, Jason.
Another new addition to our squad, and an exciting one at that - we welcome one of the greatest players to grace a rifle and a legendary member of one of the most successful teams in Sauerbraten:
Fear !
Formerly of vaQ', he has chosen to align himself with the bringers of illness and all things miserable, Makes you Sick! His years of experience and ruthless aim will be of huge benefit to our team and we look forward to all his future contributions and aid of our growth & development.
So let's give a warm welcome to Fear=MyS= !
May your stay be long & fruitful!

Formerly of vaQ', he has chosen to align himself with the bringers of illness and all things miserable, Makes you Sick! His years of experience and ruthless aim will be of huge benefit to our team and we look forward to all his future contributions and aid of our growth & development.
So let's give a warm welcome to Fear=MyS= !
May your stay be long & fruitful!
This week we say goodbye to the menacingly handsome MorganKell. Leader of the Kell Hounds in AssaultCube, and formely playing under their banner in Sauerbraten also before joining our ranks, we respect his decision to continue the vital work he does for Kell Hounds in Cube2 now instead. We will miss him greatly and wish him the best of luck on the rest of his quest!
Catch you on the battlefield,
MK !
Catch you on the battlefield,

The first Polish player to grace our Sauerbraten Squad, we welcome
Friteq with open arms. An old acquaintance to the team, we have faced him in numerous arenas across multiple games against various teams and their iterations. Hailing previously from w00p| & |RB| we are happy to finally have him butchering the opposition alongside us.
One more time, welcome, Friteq.

One more time, welcome, Friteq.